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Funny Aging Quotes
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Clothes Pick Up Lines
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Food Quotes
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
Classic Pick Up Lines
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
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