Suck Jokes

Baby, are you a cigarette? Cause I want to suck you all in and slowly kill myself.
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.
Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!
“Thank you, 2:30 in the morning, for always being the first sign that tomorrow’s gonna suck.”
Jimmy Fallon
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
If you suck playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
If I washed my d*ck, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty d*ck?
Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?
Because I'd want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes
I'm going to make you breakfast Omellete you suck this d**k.
Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this d**k?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Birthdays suck,
If they're not for you.

Happy birthday!

(Kevin Nishmas)
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
There once was a man from Nantucket
with a d**k so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he licked off his chin
"if my ear was a c**t I would f**k it."
I really hate straws.
They suck.
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