Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore?
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
I'm going to make you breakfast. Omellete you suck this d**k.
What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.
I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this?
there once was a man from Nantucket
with a d**k so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he licked off his chin
"if my ear was a c**t I would f**k it."
“Thank you, 2:30 in the morning, for always being the first sign that tomorrow’s gonna suck.”
Jimmy Fallon
How do you bring a man back from the dead? You suck on his di** until he cums back.
Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? They both suck for four quarters.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck on his co*.