Suck Jokes

I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Birthdays suck,
If they're not for you.

Happy birthday!

(Kevin Nishmas)
What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.
I really hate straws.
They suck.
If you suck playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.
Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!
“Thank you, 2:30 in the morning, for always being the first sign that tomorrow’s gonna suck.”
Jimmy Fallon
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore?
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
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