Stable Jokes

Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But there’s never a question
About MY digestion—
Anything does for me!

Cats, you’re aware, can repose in a chair,
Chickens can roost upon rails;
Puppies are able to sleep in a stable,
And oysters can slumber in pails.
But no one supposes
A poor Camel dozes—
Any place does for me!

...

People would laugh if you rode a giraffe,
Or mounted the back of an ox;
It’s nobody’s habit to ride on a rabbit,
Or try to bestraddle a fox.
But as for a Camel, he’s
Ridden by families—
Any load does for me!

(Charles E. Carryl)
What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
“Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable.” – Kelly Oxford
There was a young vampire called mable,

whose periods were always quite stable,

at every full moon,

she took out a spoon,

and drank herself under the table.
What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
My daughter wants a horse...
But first we need a stable income.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
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