Stable Jokes

What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.
What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.
A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
My daughter wants a horse...
But first we need a stable income.
Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But there’s never a question
About MY digestion—
Anything does for me!

Cats, you’re aware, can repose in a chair,
Chickens can roost upon rails;
Puppies are able to sleep in a stable,
And oysters can slumber in pails.
But no one supposes
A poor Camel dozes—
Any place does for me!

...

People would laugh if you rode a giraffe,
Or mounted the back of an ox;
It’s nobody’s habit to ride on a rabbit,
Or try to bestraddle a fox.
But as for a Camel, he’s
Ridden by families—
Any load does for me!

(Charles E. Carryl)
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
“Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable.” – Kelly Oxford
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