Southern Jokes

Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
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