Southern Jokes

What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
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