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Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese." – Billie Burke
You dropped something. My jaw.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
I've got something special in the sack for you!
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
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