Something Jokes

You dropped something. My jaw.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese." – Billie Burke
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
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