Some Jokes

Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
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