Society

I have been expelled from the Flat Earth Society.
Apparently, I went too far.
What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.”
Mark Twain
“I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.”
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