When the teacher got frustrated because the students weren't paying attention to the class about Isaac Newton, he exclaimed, "Don't you understand the gravity of this situation?"
A hydrogen molecule gets arrested. His mother comes down to the police station to bail him out. She is met by the detective working the case. I donโt understand it, says the mother. Hydrogen was always a good kid. I never had any problems til he met oxygen. Donโt worry, says the detective. The situation is fluid but he wonโt be charged.
Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn't making enough money from the wool? The situation went from baa-d to wurst!
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