Situation

Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
A hydrogen molecule gets arrested.
His mother comes down to the police station to bail him out. She is met by the detective working the case.
I don’t understand it, says the mother. Hydrogen was always a good kid. I never had any problems til he met oxygen.
Don’t worry, says the detective. The situation is fluid but he won’t be charged.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
I broke both my legs yesterday and now I have to use a wheelchair
I really can’t stand my situation right now.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
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