You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
Success is like toilet paper; it only seems important when you don’t have it.
Richard Jeni
Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say...
Unless you're Chinese. Then it's 'squirrel'.
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!
Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Darn, it’s worse than I thought.
I hate it when the grammar Nazis single me out.
It seems like a which hunt.