Everyone is jealous of us We make an awesome couple Life with you seems perfect Forever, I want to be in this bubble Today I want to preach Just one simply philosophy That a handsome guy like you Deserves a pretty girl like me Happy birthday!
Here they come, with birthday cheer, Bringing gifts just once a year, People you don't even like; You really wish they'd take a hike.
This should be a glad occasion; But it seems more like a SWAT invasion. Go away! Just take a break! Oh well, at least there's birthday cake.
"In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order." - Robert Brault
"Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!" - Kate Summers
“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” - Kitty O’Neill Collins
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.” — Unknown
"Can you help me get this pots and pans drawer in order? Something seems stuck here", My wife said one morning. To which I said, "Sure honey, I hope this pans out"
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