Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
Why are blondes bad at Hide and Seek? Because they can never find the sausage.
To whom did the squirrel go to seek out his fortune.
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