“12 weeks old: when your kid is young enough to fall asleep on your chest, yet long enough to kick you in the nuts at the same time.” – Lin-Manuel Miranda
When my cat sleeps, he snoozes Inside the laundry basket, Or on top of a tree, Crammed inside a shelf, Where no-one can see. In empty shopping bags, And cartons made of cardboard, On piles of books and newspapers, And suitcases that are stored. Curled up under furniture, In places we’d never think to look. Or nestled behind a flower pot, In a hard to find nook. Since my cat sleeps for at least sixteen hours each day He must be bored of sleeping in the same old way!
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
I was serving my friend a roast in my tiny shoebox apartment. He boasted that he could cook the same dish in a mere two hours... But I cooked it in a minute flat.
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