I was driving through the safari park when my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a zebra.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
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