Rose Jokes

I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
"I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often… but I’m well preserved." - Rose Kennedy
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
Baby seal walks into a club...
Years later he would sing A kiss from a rose in the same club.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?
April Fools! I'm not really dead!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
There was a young lady named Rose,
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed,
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
She followed her nose,
One day, I suppose,
And no one knows which way she went.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
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