Rose Jokes

What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?
April Fools! I'm not really dead!
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
"I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often… but I’m well preserved." - Rose Kennedy
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Baby seal walks into a club...
Years later he would sing A kiss from a rose in the same club.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
One mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock."
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