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I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach …”
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
How do you get rid of a cold?
Turn the heating on.
Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
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