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Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach …”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
How do you get rid of a cold?
Turn the heating on.
Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.