"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked. Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them. "Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
There’s been a murder, a woman was killed, found in a bathtub, partially filled. A pair of policemen went into the house and questioned the poor woman’s spouse. He’d just come home from working all night and found her like that, a terrible sight. The younger policeman looked on with dismay. He’d never forget that terrible day. He saw the young woman from behind the door and empty milk cartons all over the floor, Scattered strawberries, slices of fruit, and spoonfuls of sugar and honey to boot. ”Who could have done this terrible thing?” His voice had a horrified, pitiful ring. ”Just look at the clues,” replied Sargeant Miller. ”It looks like the work of a cereal killer.” (Albert Van Hoogmoed)
My wife got a straw for her drink... When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!" I replied "I should hope it has two!"
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton. “It’s spine“ replied the driver.
I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street. They said, he doesn't count! I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
I gave my dad a mug for his birthday It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"
We just bought our new dream house. As I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs?" I chuckled and replied, "Sweetie," "Stairs don't talk!"
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies" I replied, "Tell him he's very good at it as well. I don't have any kids."
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.
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