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What do you call related toilet rolls that sleep together?
Napkins.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
My son asked me if we were related to any Egyptian Pharaohs.
I told him, unfortunately son we do not even have so much as a toot in common.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
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