Real Jokes

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
I got into a fight with a snail. It was a real slug-fest.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
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