Real

What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
“You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.”
Jim Carrey
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.”
Ethel Barrymore
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon discoverd, however, I wasn't the real McCoy.
Did you know vampires aren’t real?
Unless you Count Dracula.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
Why couldn't the dragon be a fireman?
Because dragons aren't real.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"You're a real good egg."