What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Did you know vampires aren’t real?
Unless you Count Dracula.
Why couldn't the dragon be a fireman?
Because dragons aren't real.
"You're a real good egg."
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon discoverd, however, I wasn't the real McCoy.
“You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.”
Jim Carrey
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.”
Ethel Barrymore
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.