I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
The Risks of Anal
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal se*, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea
'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.
'Actually, yes, I do.'
'Does it hurt you?' he asked.
'No. I rather like it.'
'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal se*, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'
The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal se*?'
'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come from?"
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.“ Mark Twain
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.” Jerry Seinfeld