Purple

Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not f**king blue.
What do you cal purple when it is being mean? Violent.
“I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox
And there’s one more--that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut--my eyes are blue--
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke--
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangn
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What is green, red, yellow, purple and orange?
Colors.