Pulled Jokes

Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.
“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.
Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and today you want me to show it to you!”
You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
“Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people’s drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys.”
Polish Proverb
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby."
The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
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