Pulled Jokes

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby."
The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
โ€œEvery time you feel yourself being pulled into other peopleโ€™s drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys.โ€
Polish Proverb
โ€œI came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasnโ€™t a professional, the knife had butter on it.โ€
Rodney Dangerfield
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.
โ€œMay I see your license and registration, please?โ€ asked the cop.
Miffed, the blonde said, โ€œI wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and today you want me to show it to you!โ€
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
There was an Old Man who said, 'Well!
Will nobody answer this bell?
I have pulled day and night,
Till my hair has grown white,
But nobody answers this bell!'
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
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