Pulled Jokes

A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.
“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.
Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and today you want me to show it to you!”
Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby."
The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
“Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people’s drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys.”
Polish Proverb
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
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