I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask... It was stolen from right under my nose.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language. But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose. The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks. “It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
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