Properly Jokes

Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?

I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
If you don’t properly seal the lids on your spice rack...
You’re going to have a bad Thyme.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
So I had to ground him. He's conducting himself properly now.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
April Fools Day: The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
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