Prime Jokes

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke.
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Jim ordered a racehorse online
A thoroughbred sold in it's prime.
Now just for a laugh
They sent a giraffe
But it wins by a neck every time.

(Ray Gridley)
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
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