Pound Jokes

Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and pound you for glory.
Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone? Because I want to hit the pound button all day long.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...
I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"
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