Plenty Jokes

I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
Join us for plenty of play action.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Dating is a lot like fishing.
Sure, there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I’m just stuck here holding my rod.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
“I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there’s plenty of blame to go around.”

- John Lyon.
Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair,
Not a day over twenty,
I’m kidding, you’re plenty.

Don’t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble,
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.

What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or clown?
I knew you would frown.

(Martin Dejnicki)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
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