Period Jokes

What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time?
They ketchup.
What's a freezer's favorite time period?
The ice age!
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
Boyfriend: Just because you have your period doesn’t mean you can be so mean.
Girlfriend: Oh well just because you have a dick doesn’t mean you can be one.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
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