Over Jokes

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
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