Over Jokes

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You can always get it over the counter at the pharmacy. Just ask.
Do you do it over the counter?
Want to come over later and help me shuck?
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
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