Naughty Jokes

What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What was the ice cream coneโ€™s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - Youโ€™re in big truffle young man!
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, โ€œWatch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.โ€
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