Naughty

What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
Why does Santa Claus have a smile on his face?
He has a list of all the naughty girls.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee? Beehive yourself.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!