Naughty Jokes

What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
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