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I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...
Would they be called cellfies?
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife...
It was pointless.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...
Would they be called cellfies?
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
I gave my dad a mug for his birthday
It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"
What did the home owner say to the mug shot when he put it up on his wall
"You've been framed!"
I came home and found my wife naked, except for a porcelain mug on each breast.
She said she was a t-cup.
What side of the mug is the handle on?
The outside.
How do cups get their money?
They mug people.
What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? A cellfie.
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