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Moving Jokes

Art Puns
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Quotes
โ€œCommon sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.โ€
William James
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cab driver.
Zach Galifianakis
Tableware Puns
Got emotional hearing about the role of tectonic plates in earthquakes. It was really moving.
Couch Puns
I'm moving some couches today...
Sofa, so good!
Weather Puns
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Bear Puns
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
Thereโ€™s a โ€œfur saleโ€ sign in the yard.
AC Unit Puns
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œThereโ€™s no such thing as ready. You just jump on a moving train and you try not to die.โ€

- A Dad, โ€˜What To Expect When You Are Expecting.โ€™
Italy Puns
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Rainbow Puns
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
Mummy Puns
Q: What did the Pharaoh do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.
Mother Puns
Dad: โ€œSon, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.โ€
Son: โ€œWow really? Can I come too?โ€

Dad: โ€œFour shore!โ€
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