Moving Jokes

Q: What did the Pharaoh do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.
Dad: “Son, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.”
Son: “Wow really? Can I come too?”

Dad: “Four shore!”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cab driver.
Zach Galifianakis
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
I'm moving some couches today...
Sofa, so good!
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
“There’s no such thing as ready. You just jump on a moving train and you try not to die.”

- A Dad, ‘What To Expect When You Are Expecting.’
Got emotional hearing about the role of tectonic plates in earthquakes. It was really moving.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
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