"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy. --- "I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
Sandy was a chocoholic, The worst I've ever seen! If she didn't eat some daily, She'd become crazy mean!
It didn't matter what kind it was, Ice cream, cake, pie or candy, As long as it was chocolate, Sandy was fine and dandy!
Then one day the unthinkable happened, To the chocolate loving miss, While eating her favorite candy, She choked on a chocolate kiss!
"Death by chocolate," the coroner concluded, As to the cause of Sandy's death. At least she died doing what she loved, Eating chocolate til her last breath.
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