(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When Miss Acid told her husband, Mr Alkali, she was pregnant...
He exploded with anger.
It wasn't the reaction she was hoping for.
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.
There once was a fly on the wall,
I wonder why didn't it fall.
Because its feet stuck,
Or was it just luck,
Or does gravity miss things so small?
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.