Metal

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.
Needless to say, I'm ex-static.
What happens if you listen to metal too loudly?
You become Megadeaf
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
I'm reading a book about metal fasteners.
Riveting stuff.