Metal

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
I'm reading a book about metal fasteners.
Riveting stuff.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What happens if you listen to metal too loudly?
You become Megadeaf
I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.
Needless to say, I'm ex-static.