Meet

What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What did the knife say to the other knife? Knife to meet you!
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.

“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.



“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin' Terry.
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
All the girls I meet keep thinking I’m a sheep.
Every time they see me they say “Ewe”
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Worm!

Worm who?

Worm to meet you!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

The guy says, “Well, you won’t believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her.”

The friends are cheering and one friend asks, “So… did you get any head?”

The guy replies, “No, I couldn’t find it.”
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
The poor werewolf was busy chasing his own tail. We were later told that he was trying to make ends meet.
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!