Maybe Jokes

Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterdayโ€ฆ said maybe they'll marry each other.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age!
An elderly gentleman pulls up his sweatpants, shuffles into the bar, sidles up to a sweet young thing maybe one fourth his age, and with his most winning smile, asks
"Do I come here often?"
โ€œThe easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. Whatโ€™s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe youโ€™d get a pulse.โ€ โ€” Dennis Miller
The Little Girl and the Wittle Wabbit A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
She had so many chances
Yet she kept muffin it up
Butter intentions were good
Just not much coffee in her cup

Couldnโ€™t make a good decision
Too much waffling back and forth
Always peppered with doubt
Should she head south, no maybe north

Still, she was fun at a party
I would say, hummus a tune
Sheโ€™d say, Icing because Iโ€™m happy
As the words began to croon

Maybe thatโ€™s whatโ€™s most important
Omelet let her off the hook
So sheโ€™s always in a pickle
Doesnโ€™t do things by the book

Once again, Iโ€™m gonna help her
Since she is such a good egg
I said, girl, youโ€™d go much farther
If you werenโ€™t such a nut Meg

(Mike Gentile)
My sister asked me to stop singing โ€œWonderwallโ€
I said maybe.
You shouldnโ€™t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Gnomes can be quite annoying when theyโ€™re indecisive. All they say is yes, gnome, maybe.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."

People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
โ€œTruth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.โ€
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)
โ€œIf youโ€™re a zebra being chased by a lion, maybe just stop in front of a giant bar code?โ€

- Guy Endore-Kaiser.
Havenโ€™t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
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