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Ogre Puns
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
Giant Puns
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
Frankenstein Puns
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Food Quotes
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.”
― Unknown
Tableware Puns
Turned down an opportunity to invest in a company making frosted glass balls. Couldn’t see any future in it.
Sun Pick Up Lines
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Peach Puns
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Yard Puns
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
Pea Puns
Tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said “mummy, you’ve pee’d on the floor”

Needless to say I was in stitches.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
Cherry Puns
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Pot Puns
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
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