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Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you an omelette? Because youโ€™re making me egg-cited!
Frankenstein Puns
I love making new friends.
Thatโ€™s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Cherry Puns
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Tableware Puns
Turned down an opportunity to invest in a company making frosted glass balls. Couldnโ€™t see any future in it.
Peach Puns
My mother says: โ€œLeave that peach cobbler alone on the table!โ€ However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Giant Puns
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Food Quotes
โ€œI bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.โ€
โ€• Unknown
Pot Puns
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
Yard Puns
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
Theyโ€™re not making them any shorter either.
Sun Pick Up Lines
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Ogre Puns
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
Pea Puns
Tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said โ€œmummy, youโ€™ve peeโ€™d on the floorโ€

Needless to say I was in stitches.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
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