Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Why is a robot engineer never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.
As the nurse is making the rounds at the old folks home...
She stops by Carl's room and sees him putting black shoe polish all over his penis. Dismayed, she exclaims "no, no, no Carl, you misunderstood. I said remember to turn your clock back."
The other day my dad was making pea soup and cutting up onions
I started to cry because Onions was a good dog.
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
My friend is trying to persuade me to invest in his knife making business.
He made some excellent points.
It doesn’t help that my doctor keeps making fun of my broken leg. He’s just adding insult to injury.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I've recently got a job making chess pieces.
I'm mostly working knights.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!