Lovers

Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
I only date blind people. It's the only way to make sure they're not seeing other lovers.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together.
What happens when two coffee lovers disagree on their favorite roast? It turns into a heated debate.
There was a Young Lady of Lucca,
Whose lovers completely forsook her;
She ran up a tree,
And said, 'Fiddle-de-dee!'
Which embarassed the people of Lucca.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.