Lovers Jokes

There was a Young Lady of Lucca,
Whose lovers completely forsook her;
She ran up a tree,
And said, 'Fiddle-de-dee!'
Which embarassed the people of Lucca.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
If Romeo and Juliet were tuna...
they would be Starkist lovers.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
I only date blind people. It's the only way to make sure they're not seeing other lovers.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together.
What happens when two coffee lovers disagree on their favorite roast? It turns into a heated debate.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
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