Lot Jokes

Wife is frying a lot of mushrooms in a tiny pan.
Me: Doesn't look like you have mushroom left in there.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
If I had a nickel for every COVID-19 joke I know, I could buy a whole lot of toilet paper.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
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