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Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Following a recipe, says I need: pears, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of pears for a pie…
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.“
Rodney Dangerfield
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
Zach Galifianakis
“From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”
Jarod Kintz
My blind friend did LSD for the first time...
There was a lot more tripping than usual.
If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
They would all be a lot more comfortable.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
I have a lot of cute names for my girlfriend, but ever since she’s been in a coma, I just cauliflower.
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life.
Like my name, address and telephone number.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”