Load Jokes

Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But there’s never a question
About MY digestion—
Anything does for me!

Cats, you’re aware, can repose in a chair,
Chickens can roost upon rails;
Puppies are able to sleep in a stable,
And oysters can slumber in pails.
But no one supposes
A poor Camel dozes—
Any place does for me!

...

People would laugh if you rode a giraffe,
Or mounted the back of an ox;
It’s nobody’s habit to ride on a rabbit,
Or try to bestraddle a fox.
But as for a Camel, he’s
Ridden by families—
Any load does for me!

(Charles E. Carryl)
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
A packing plant received a load of lettuce to process. The workers grabbed the boxes quickly from the top and the bottoms fell out spilling the produce.
The boss yells, grab the boxes by the bottom, or heads are going to roll!
I saw a road sign the other day that said "Dip In Road"
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
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