Load Jokes

A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you.
I saw a road sign the other day that said "Dip In Road"
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But there’s never a question
About MY digestion—
Anything does for me!

Cats, you’re aware, can repose in a chair,
Chickens can roost upon rails;
Puppies are able to sleep in a stable,
And oysters can slumber in pails.
But no one supposes
A poor Camel dozes—
Any place does for me!

...

People would laugh if you rode a giraffe,
Or mounted the back of an ox;
It’s nobody’s habit to ride on a rabbit,
Or try to bestraddle a fox.
But as for a Camel, he’s
Ridden by families—
Any load does for me!

(Charles E. Carryl)
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Girl to guy: When I was younger, I used to get up in the middle of night for a cup of cow milk. Now, I just get up in the middle of the night for a load of man milk.
Damn bro, are you a gun?
Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth.
A packing plant received a load of lettuce to process. The workers grabbed the boxes quickly from the top and the bottoms fell out spilling the produce.
The boss yells, grab the boxes by the bottom, or heads are going to roll!
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