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Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee.
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
I wouldn't say I liked the documentary that I had watched on the history of WD-40. It was non-friction.
My sister had twins, a boy and a girl, and asked for help naming them.
She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
God grant me the senility
to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.
I've always liked Buffalo Springfield....
....For What it's Worth.
This soldier, Titius, liked to kick a soccer ball around at night and was suspected of breaking some important statues. When his friends asked why he hadn't showed up for his platoon's morning workout, Terentius Vespa quipped,
"Oh, it's okay - he said he broke an arm."
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
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