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I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili? I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
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