Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was ketchoping up...
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing? Lettuce all smile.
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.