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Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!
Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
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