Let Jokes

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
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