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My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Acowboy enters the saloon
"Who painted my horse blue??"

A huge guy stands up, and walks right into the cowboy's face.

"It was me, you have a problem with that?"

"No...I just wanted to let you know that it's dry and ready for the second coating."
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Prisoner: "I’m sorry I tried to escape."
Guard: "I’m not mad, just… disappointed."

Remember, kids, never let your guard down.
If you can think of a better fish pun than me
Then let minnow.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "Slow down there! I'll let you know when I want more."
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
“While I was in the doctor’s waiting room, there was this tiny man, only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.”
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.