Lee Jokes

That twisted ol' dude called Lee,
Had a thing for a woman's knee.
He tossed her a coin
She kicked in his groin
And now he is known as Cicely.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What superlative did Robert E. Lee win in high school?
Most likely to secede!
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
Bruce Lee had a vegan brother,Broco Lee.
The yearbook superlative that Robert Lee had given in his graduation was "Most likely to secede."
I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?
They have both entered the dragon.
“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
You remind me of my Chinese friend - Ug Lee.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
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