Lee Jokes

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
Bruce Lee had a vegan brother,Broco Lee.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
The yearbook superlative that Robert Lee had given in his graduation was "Most likely to secede."
I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
What superlative did Robert E. Lee win in high school?
Most likely to secede!
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino
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