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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?
They have both entered the dragon.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What superlative did Robert E. Lee win in high school?
Most likely to secede!
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
That twisted ol' dude called Lee,
Had a thing for a woman's knee.
He tossed her a coin
She kicked in his groin
And now he is known as Cicely.
You remind me of my Chinese friend - Ug Lee.