Least

What was Jesus Christ's least favourite gun?
A nail gun.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
A Mathematician, an engineer and a physicist were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.

“Aha”, says the engineer, “I see that Scottish sheep are black.”

“Hmm”, says the physicist, “You mean that some Scottish sheep are black”.

“No”, says the mathematician, “All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!”
Conductor on a train: “But sir, you cannot travel with this! This is a child’s ticket! You’re at least 19 years old!”
Me: "That's how long your delay was."
Who shaves at least 20 times a day? A barber.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
What is a grammar vampire's least favourite drink?
Type-O.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long.
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
“The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.”
Scott Adams
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys an extra case of beer. What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man. Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.