Learning Jokes

If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
- Doug Larson
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
Repetition is the Mother of learning.
So who's the father?
Daddycation.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
When does a sloth go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke.
One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb.
She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke.
She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."
He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"
She quickly replied, "M"!
My four year old has been learning Spanish all year and still can't say the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
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