Lately

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'

'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'
Man: "I’ve had really bad gas lately." Doctor: D"on’t worry, it will pass."
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
I've been trying to sleep with one eye open lately, but it's really hard
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.