Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
Man: "I’ve had really bad gas lately." Doctor: D"on’t worry, it will pass."
I've been trying to sleep with one eye open lately, but it's really hard
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'

'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.