Lane Jokes

"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

- Lane Olinghouse.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
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