Lane Jokes

Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

- Lane Olinghouse.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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