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Invisible Jokes

Medical Puns
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
The ICU.
Puns
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Marriage Puns
It’s been a few years since the invisible man married the invisible woman.
Their kids are nothing to look at.
Flight Puns
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Cherry Puns
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Pig Puns
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Color Puns
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
One Liners and Short Jokes
How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.
Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that?
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A Rabbit's flatulence.
Worm Puns
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Soap Puns
What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?
Clear.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Doctor Puns
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Tell him I can't see him right now."
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