Interested Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel who's interested in ornithology?
Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." – Bill Cosby
What do turkeys and women have in common?

A lot of guys are only interested in their breasts.
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
“An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”—Agatha Christie.
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
E. B. White
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
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