Illegal

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.? E.T. eventually went home.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
What is the difference between a man and a tree? One is illegal to hit with an ax.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to hear it..
then my illegal logging business is a success.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
Did you know it's illegal to water your plants in China ?
It causes the microphones to rust.