Illegal

What is the difference between a man and a tree? One is illegal to hit with an ax.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to hear it..
then my illegal logging business is a success.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
Did you know it's illegal to water your plants in China ?
It causes the microphones to rust.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.? E.T. eventually went home.