Humor

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
“Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.”
Greenville Kleisser
“The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.”
Mark Twain
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
E. B. White
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
If you’re lacking a little good cheer,
Go and tickle a bull in the rear.
For I’m sure that the rumor,
That they’ve no sense of humor,
Is a product of ignorant fear.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.