Hoping

The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you.”
You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”
When Miss Acid told her husband, Mr Alkali, she was pregnant...
He exploded with anger.
It wasn't the reaction she was hoping for.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”
Why did the man eat the light bulb?
He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.