Hoping Jokes

Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." — Albert Einstein
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
When Miss Acid told her husband, Mr Alkali, she was pregnant...
He exploded with anger.
It wasn't the reaction she was hoping for.
The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you.”
You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”
I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”
Why did the man eat the light bulb?
He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.
Is your refrigerator running? I was hoping to vote for it.
“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.” – Robert Brault
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