There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.” – Robert Brault
The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you.” You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”
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